The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”
"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by